Dear Mr Metro Cop
I need to apologize to you. I am sorry that I was checking out your ass while you were doing your very difficult job. I know how hard it can be when you take charge of chaotic situations in Long Street. I apologize for drooling while watching you write out a ticket. I hadn't noticed that you had a ring on your finger, I was so lost in my infatuation. If ever your wife decides to leave you, I'll be happy to give you that shoulder to cry on.
Look after yourself dear hot one!
Caren - aka ur Friday night momentary stalker
ps. yes, i am crazy
Busy Week for Snowdonia Mountain Guides
8 years ago