Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Apologies to the Metro Cop

Dear Mr Metro Cop

I need to apologize to you. I am sorry that I was checking out your ass while you were doing your very difficult job. I know how hard it can be when you take charge of chaotic situations in Long Street. I apologize for drooling while watching you write out a ticket. I hadn't noticed that you had a ring on your finger, I was so lost in my infatuation. If ever your wife decides to leave you, I'll be happy to give you that shoulder to cry on.

Look after yourself dear hot one!

Caren - aka ur Friday night momentary stalker
ps. yes, i am crazy

5 comments:

floopsie said...

hmm...there are hot metro cops out there? Who woulda known. Now if you appologised to the etv guy for checking out his ass, then I would understand. But metro police...ima have to see that ass before i believer a hot one exists

cazz said...

i have two witnesses!! they were the ones who brought me back to reality by pointing out his wedding ring! but i guess we could go back to long street for further inspection....

The Don said...

Metro Police?! Not even SAPS! Metro Police?!?!?!

cazz said...

@the Don you're just jealous of his uber tight ass!!!

The Don said...

Maybe... It definitely isn't his pay-grade (muwahahahahah)