bucket list

So, as of the 02 December 2010, this is my bucket list.


Before any of these can happen, I must first relinquish the chicken in me.


1. Do the Inca Trail - and arrive at Machu Pichu on the 21 Dec 2012

2. Travel to India and live in an Ashram

3. Live near the beach - as in, open my french doors and roll out onto the sand *sigh* That would be lovely.

4. Be at peace with the world i.e. myself

5. Own three dogs, a chiuaua, a labrador and a great dane. Named small, medium and large (i kid)

6. Find my passion

7. Trad climb Table Mountain

8. Go scuba diving and or snorkelling in the Great Barrier Reef

9. Paraglide off Lion's Head on an awesome summer's day

10. Become a yoga master

11. Stay vegetarian

12. Invent an awesome tasting cupcake recipe that doesn't make you fat

13. Same as above but with chocolate

14. Grow a beautiful garden

15. Design and decorate my own house and interiors - obviously super green :)

16. Earn a living doing something that I love.

17. Oh yes, of course, fall in love with an awesome dude who will worship the ground that I walk on. And possibly have a child, or adopt one or both. And not kill each other in Gugs!

Ok, that's it for the moment, will be updating and editing as I think of more.

Also, I've done a couple of things that would have been on my bucket list. They are the following.
Travel to Antarctica and the Southern Ocean.
Be in a huge storm at sea in the middle of nowhere and survive. :)
See the Grand Canyon
Put my feet into the Pacific , Indian, Atlantic, Southern Ocean and the North Seas.
Live on an island and look after birds, turtles and cetaceans.
Live in London and walk the streets singing "I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien"
Travel to Europe - still lots to see though
Travel to Canada - still want to live in Montreal

road ragamuffins

So i was on my way to work this morning, merrily dodging oncoming traffic when I found myself glancing at a van with the company name displaying "Knobs and Knockers"! wtf? (and i don't men what the frikkadel). It made me giggle for half of my journey. Thanks going out to Knobs and Knockers!! :)

i love cape town tv!

so i was watching this documentary last night about farming and how genetically modified seeds are being used more and more these days. a specific seed "manufacturer" owns a specific gene of these plants!! this is mind-boggling! i am currently researching this and will blog about this in much greater detail. it was just too shocking to not share immediately. and yes, cape town tv was the broadcaster of this documentary! :D growing more love for this tv station day by day. (this morning, they had a doccie on why chocolate is good for you!!)

if there's one thing that you should teach your child, it should be...

...confidence to unleash his/her potential.

what would you say?

quotest of the mostest

"i am a genius and i apply my wisdom" - dr j demartini

we come in alone and we leave alone

this is a note to myself
no expectations
no judgement
no cynicism

the lingering manuscript

i hate research! there, i said it!!! i have studied for about 7 years, only to realise that i hate research! i mean, i LOVE everything that is the natural world, but for the life of me, i don't want to disect and try to understand every little thing. i mean, isn't it just taking away from the awe or the magic of how everything functions. i mean, this is to say that we can actually understand everything correctly...

ag, anyway, so i am more and more drawn to the idea that the root of the problem of global climate change is greed and that people are searching more and more for comfort in the things that they own. they compete and compete to get things at the expense of each other and the planet and once they get what they want, they want more and it goes on and on. they are never satisfied cos they material things that they want do not fill the "gap" in their souls.

so basically what i'm saying is that, and what many people have said before, that these people need love, unconditional love. i think there should be more and more focus on spiritual deepening and meditation, in order for people to really understand who they really are, the reflection of love.

just a few thoughts, practically speaking, i think it would be a one person at a time thing but hey, i think oprah made a big impression in this light. :) er, yeah, that's all my ramblings for today. i know, garbled, not well constructed but im working on that. for now, it's just getting things out of my head and down on the screen.

the point of this post was actually to say that i am still finishing off my manuscript...

bitch and moan #1 news cafe artscape

I was sitting at Newscafe at the Artscape in Cape Town and had ordered a ham and cheese croissant with garnish. I had one piece of a croissant and was about to have some of the rocket when I noticed a live and wriggling worm on the rocket!!! I called the waitress over and pointed it out. She then said to me that she'll seat two new customers and then take my plate away. So, she left the wriggling worm for my friend and I to watch for a couple of minutes. She then removed the plate and did not apologize or say anything. She came back after five minutes and said that the manager would be with me shortly. After waiting for over 10mins, I got up and went to the waitress to ask her where the manager was as we were still waiting. She went to the kitchen and the manager appeared. He came over to me and I told him that I had been waiting for him, he replied that he was doing a stock check at the back of the restaurant! He then tried to convince me that they wash their salad, which was ridiculous because the rocket was BONE dry! And how is it possible that a worm was able to withstand rapidly running water and cling on to the rocket? The word "sorry" was never mentioned!

competition

You win a prize if you can tell me what is being photographed above.
Good luck!

nothing mushy, i promise

Ok, I'm not sure if I'm the only one that gets a kick out of this but hey, what can I say but that I do.

So at the carnival lastnight, I was having a couple of beers and a jellyshot. no tet shots! (will come back to this later on) Whilst chatting to a friend, I discovered that I needed to use the "ablution facilities" really desperately. This is the one thing that I have to say that I absolutely HATE about drinking beer. Anyway, so I decide that I couldn't hold on any longer and had to go and use a porterloo! (horror!!!!) You know how those porter loos look after thousands of people have been in there, peeing etc. not being clean! arg! But I really had to go, so there were two options; 1 - wet my pants or 2 - go to a porter loo. I opted for the second one.

While walking to the area, I spotted a gap in a carnival stall's tent. I saw two little old ladies quickly leaving through the opening, ever so quietly. I peered through the gap and noticed a great porter loo, that was only being used by around five stall members and the occasional old lady. I decided to make a dash for it, and got my accomplice to keep soute (a look out). I opened the door and it was like I heard angels singing "hallelluyah"...the loo was clean :)

Anyway, getting back to what I meant by getting a kick out of this, I mean the thrill of getting away with something, you know. Doing something that you are not allowed to do (which is harmless to others), breaking a little law, just doing something "naughty".


Image taken from http://mexico-travel.com/images/mexicofan.jpg

Anyway, on the topic of naughty. So at the Mexican tent at the carnival, they start advertising a shot called a Mexican arsehole. Curiosity is something that drives me to no-end, so I had to go and see what the hell a Mexican arsehole entailed. So I get to the bar and this woman in front of me orders one. The barman flips her around so that her back in on the bar counter and he opens her mouth. While her head is facing the ceiling, he takes the opportunity to fondle (wrong word, um, rub vigorously) her breasts before cracking open and dumping an egg, tequila, lemon juice and tabasco down her throat. He then pushes her up and asks her how it was for her. At this point I thought that my curiosity was cured and ran to the other side of the bar to ask for a jelly shot!! Tet shots (tet- being the Afrikaans word for breast) were also being offered, where this woman allowed guys to grab shots with their mouths from between her boobs!! YOr! I wonder if it's really like this in Mexico!

Bome wat nie meer lewendig is nie – vir Zinia

Die tema van hierdie pos is iets wat na aan die hart vir my vriendin, Zinia, is. Ek hoop dat sy hierdie paar fotos baie geniet. Dankie vir jou uitstekende vriendskap!



’n Cedar boom in die Grand Canyon – halfpad op ’n fokken mooi stap



Die een lyk ’n bietjie spookerig….wooooohooooo…



Die boom is nou vir ’n paal gebruik by a ski-plek in Flagstaf, Arizona.



Hierdie foto is in ’n baie snaakse plek geneem – Sedona. Mense daar dink dat vreemdelinge van ande planete hier geland het! (no jokes!)

white super bike guy

erm. yeah. so, thanks for doing the forward-pop-a-wheely thing the other day. it was nice of you. sorry that i completely ignored you. will smile the next time u do it, if that ever happens. or perhaps do a donut in the mini :)

a quote on love

So, I'm just wondering what you guys have to say about the following quote: "The love we give away is the only love we keep" by Elbert Hubbard. It's a short version of what I was trying to say in a previous blog that I wrote last year.

What do you think about this? Do you think that it's true? Do you think it's a load of S$%t?

I had a weird dream last night. I dreamt that I was making out with this guy who was really, really bad at kissing. I mean, I felt like he was trying to choke me with his tongue!!! Any theories on this one? Damn, I hope it's not a premonition. Imagine, the headline. "Girl dies after being attacked by boyfriend's tongue" or in Die Son "Dood by vry!"

My life according to Incubus

Using song names from only ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 of your friends by tagging them and include me, you can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as my life according to (band name)

1. Are you male or female?
Southern Girl

2. Describe yourself?
Rock 'n Roll with Ethics

3. How do you feel?
Stellar

4. Describe where you currently live?
Here in my room

5. If you could go anywhere where would you go?
Mexico

6. Your favorite mode of transportation?
Drive

7. Your best friend is?
Martini

8. You and your best friends are?
Azwethinkweiz or Rogues

9. What’s the weather like?
Aqueous transmission

10. Favorite time of day?
Midnight Swim

11. If your life was a TV show what would it be called?
Wish you were here

12. What is life to you?
Priceless

13. Your relationship?
Neither of us can see

14. Your fear?
Beware! Criminal!

15. What is the best advice you’d have to give?
Make yourself

16. Thought for the day?
Make a move

17. How would I like to die?
Nebula

18. My soul’s present condition?
The warmth

19. My motto?
Nice to know you!

cyanide and happiness

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