So at the carnival lastnight, I was having a couple of beers and a jellyshot. no tet shots! (will come back to this later on) Whilst chatting to a friend, I discovered that I needed to use the "ablution facilities" really desperately. This is the one thing that I have to say that I absolutely HATE about drinking beer. Anyway, so I decide that I couldn't hold on any longer and had to go and use a porterloo! (horror!!!!) You know how those porter loos look after thousands of people have been in there, peeing etc. not being clean! arg! But I really had to go, so there were two options; 1 - wet my pants or 2 - go to a porter loo. I opted for the second one.
While walking to the area, I spotted a gap in a carnival stall's tent. I saw two little old ladies quickly leaving through the opening, ever so quietly. I peered through the gap and noticed a great porter loo, that was only being used by around five stall members and the occasional old lady. I decided to make a dash for it, and got my accomplice to keep soute (a look out). I opened the door and it was like I heard angels singing "hallelluyah"...the loo was clean :)
Anyway, getting back to what I meant by getting a kick out of this, I mean the thrill of getting away with something, you know. Doing something that you are not allowed to do (which is harmless to others), breaking a little law, just doing something "naughty".
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Anyway, on the topic of naughty. So at the Mexican tent at the carnival, they start advertising a shot called a Mexican arsehole. Curiosity is something that drives me to no-end, so I had to go and see what the hell a Mexican arsehole entailed. So I get to the bar and this woman in front of me orders one. The barman flips her around so that her back in on the bar counter and he opens her mouth. While her head is facing the ceiling, he takes the opportunity to fondle (wrong word, um, rub vigorously) her breasts before cracking open and dumping an egg, tequila, lemon juice and tabasco down her throat. He then pushes her up and asks her how it was for her. At this point I thought that my curiosity was cured and ran to the other side of the bar to ask for a jelly shot!! Tet shots (tet- being the Afrikaans word for breast) were also being offered, where this woman allowed guys to grab shots with their mouths from between her boobs!! YOr! I wonder if it's really like this in Mexico!
